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What follows below may just be the controvercial "smoking gun" evidence that dubya got from the CIA and used for his "state of the union" address. Like the rest of us, the White House is not immune to spam. Please read the entire document as it is very enlightening...


TO: GEORGE W. BUSH
CC: GEORGE TENET, CIA AGENCY, WASHINGTON, USA
FROM:MRS. M SESE-SEKO

DEAR FRIEND,
I AM MRS. SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE? NOW KNOWN AS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO (DRC). I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER, THIS WAS IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.

I ESCAPED ALONG WITH MY HUSBAND AND TWO OF OUR SONS JAMES KONGOLO AND BASHER NZANGA OUT OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO (DRC) TO ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE WHERE MY FAMILY AND I SETTLED, WHILE WE LATER MOVED TO SETTLED IN MORROCO WHERE MY HUSBAND LATER DIED OF CANCER DISEASE. IN THE COURSE OF OUR TRAVELS WE LEARNED THAT SADDAM HUSSEIN OF IRAQ WAS TRYING TO PURCHASE URANIUM FROM SOMEONE IN NIGERIA.

HENCE MY CHILDREN AND I DECIDED LAYING LOW IN AFRICA TO STUDY THE SITUATION TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER, LIKE NOW THAT PRESIDENT KABILA IS DEAD AND THE SON TAKING OVER (JOSEPH KABILA). WE DECIDED NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO CONTACT YOU AND YOUR CIA TO INFORM YOU OF THIS THREAT TO THE SECURITY OF THE WORLD.

I HAVE DEPOSITED THE EVIDENCE OF THIS BREACH OF WORLD SECURITY AND PROOF OF HUSSEIN'S ATTEMPTS TO PROCURE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IN A SAFE DEPOSITE BOX. IN ADDITION, I HAVE DEPOSITED A SUM OF EIHGTEEN MLLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS(US$18,000,000,00.) WITH A SECURITY COMPANY , FOR SAFEKEEPING. THE FUNDS ARE SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROM KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST US BY RECEIVING THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF.ACKNOWLEDGE THIS MESSAGE, SO THAT I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SON ( KONGOLO ) WHO HAS THE OUT MODALITIES FOR THE CLAIM OF THE SAID FUNDS. ONCE THE FUNDS HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED I WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH THE DOCUMENTS THAT PROVE SADDAM HUSSEIN HAS HAD NUCLEAR DEALINGS WITH NIGERIA.

I WANT YOU TO ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS MONEY AND RIDDING THE WORLD OF THIS TYRANT, BUT I WILL NOT WANT MY IDENTITY REVEALED. I WILL ALSO WANT TO BUY PROPERTIES AND STOCK IN MULTI-NATIONAL COMPANIES AND TO ENGAGE IN OTHER SAFE AND NON-SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS. MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASISE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE, WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU (I.E. DO NOT INCLUDE THIS INFORMATION IN ANY PUBLIC SPEACHES OR YOUR UNION STATE ADDRESSES). IN CONCLUSION, IF YOU WANT TO ASSIST US , MY SON SHALL PUT YOU IN THE PICTURE OF THE BUSINESS, TELL YOU WHERE THE FUNDS ARE CURRENTLY BEING MAINTAINED AND ALSO DISCUSS OTHER MODALITIES INCLUDING REMUNERATION FOR YOUR SERVICES.

FOR THIS REASON KINDLY FURNISH US YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION, THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR CONFIDENTIAL PURPOSE AND ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL USING THE ABOVE EMAIL ADDRESS.

BEST REGARDS,

MRS M. SESE SEKO




posted by Tom at 5:52 PM